Thursday, August 7, 2008

Come and Get Her!

When I agree to let your obnoxious, whiny kid come over and play with my kid for a few hours and I say "Pick her up around 3:00 or 3:30," I mean closer to 3:00, not 4:15!!!!!

Here's some money. Go buy a watch. Or at least a clock.

And for future reference, if you're gonna leave her this long so you can do "just one more errand," I charge a babysitting fee of $5 an hour.

5 comments:

just me said...

LOL...no wisdom, just thought this was hysterical!

ps and I feel your pain :)

just me said...

Will you please do me a favor (a solid, in the words of my teenagers)
and delete the first comment forever? I don't mind you knowing who I am, and right about now I don't flippin care if my relatives see my rants....but for the most part I do like the anonymity of this site.

THANKS!

Constance the 32nd said...

It's done. I have to confess that I peeked at your other blog first though because I was just curious. You are quite talented in your hobby.

I won't keep it on file or anything so you can have your seperate life there and your anonymous one here. And I'll just read your blog here. I like the anonymity too.

And for the record, I don't think you're a frog at all. =)

Constance the Super said...

Ugh. My mom used to take me to friends' houses and then vanish. And that was back before cell phones. My friends' parents would be trying to figure out when she was going to come back and should they feed me. And god forbid, they needed to go anywhere. She's one of the most selfish, thoughtless people I know. Drives me crazy.

just me said...

to C32 - thanks, you are very sweet...and I don't mind that you read the other one at all. I just need to keep certain 'eyes' away from my Constance rants. Who knows, my bother (aka the idiot) might just come to his senses one day and I want to be able to pretend that I waited patiently :)